A Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said:
‘NO!’ And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a
clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get gat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself.  She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her ass, and had high self esteem.  She never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and lived happily every after.

 

The End

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  1. Deb Haith

    Hah, love this one!!! How many more days do you have to write? Kidding, they are all hilarious. I look forward to reading them everyday!!! Love you. Deb

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