My friend and I were lunching at our neighborhood sandwich shop the other day. Upon biting into my turkey and brie, the couple next to us began a heated conversation. “Where have you been the last two evenings?” she asked. After accusing her of being irrational and untrusting, he once again, explained to her the importance of the project he has been slaving over exclaiming, “How do you think I am able to afford to adorn your earlobes with those sparkles?” He also reminded her of the conversation they had when they began dating 6 months ago. “I told you that there would be occasional evenings where I simply cannot be reached,” he exclaimed. Well…our eyes were bulging, our ears were perked, and our rubber necks were craning. We can only imagine what came next as she abruptly got up and left him. Can you?