Haley darlin’ don’t you know that what happens at the tennis club stays at the tennis club? Why just the other day in the women’s locker room, I overheard some giggling about your 45th birthday celebration being a ‘grand slam’. Haha! Secretly, I’m seething with jealousy if it’s true. Why I’ve taken up tennis simply for the hunky view across the net! Girlfriend, props to you for your cougar grand slam!